Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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