No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
where are my eyebrows?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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