what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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