I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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