No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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