a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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