you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
