ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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