i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm passing your future prison.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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