He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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