How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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