I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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