I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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