Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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