i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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