the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
