i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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