Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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