I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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