Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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