Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
i believe in u and ur pee
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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