Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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