Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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