There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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