Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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