Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
you had me at cake vodka
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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