I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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