He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You are a genius and a whore.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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