WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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