OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
