Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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