i already hear my dad disowning me
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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