You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
NoShamevember. You game?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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