ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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