We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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