Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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