We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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