omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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