Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It's never too late to be topless.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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