Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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