I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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