Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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