big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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