He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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