Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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