After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
