i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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