you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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