I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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