do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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