I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
the raccoons are back...
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