uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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