idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh god the rape fog is back!
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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